In case of Rapture, the Kibbles and Bits are under the sink.

Your pets can have adequate care after the Rapture (link). I’m sure this will soothe the worried minds of many Christians who–according to their bumper stickers–couldn’t care less if their car/bus/plane goes unmanned and crashes into a group of children/old folks home/nuclear reactor, but who can’t bear the thought of their pets fending for themselves like real animals after  humans get hoovered up into the sky with Jesus.

How comforting.

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March 24, 2009  |  christianity, funny, randomness

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  1. Thanks for this. Super article !

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