Nothing says “Jesus loves you” like some cheesy, contemporary Christian videos marked by religious buzzwords and poor production value.

[NOTE: Due to the age of these videos, some of them are unavailable and have been removed. Thanks for visiting!]

Why is it that all sacred dancers wear the same outfits and scoot and flutter in the same ways? And how should an atheist dance?
Oh wait, here we go!

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11 thoughts on “Awesomely bad!”

konquererz · April 24, 2009 at 6:07 pm

OMG! Some VERY awsomely bad videos!

konquererz · April 24, 2009 at 6:07 pm

OMG! Some VERY awsomely bad videos!

Buffy · April 24, 2009 at 10:31 pm

I felt my IQ drop as I watched those.

Buffy · April 24, 2009 at 10:31 pm

I felt my IQ drop as I watched those.

OlderMusicGeek · April 26, 2009 at 2:38 am

i've been better productions on my ex's soaps than in that first video! oh no, somebody is thinking outside the box! shun him! shun him!

OlderMusicGeek · April 26, 2009 at 2:38 am

i've been better productions on my ex's soaps than in that first video! oh no, somebody is thinking outside the box! shun him! shun him!

Gregory · April 26, 2009 at 6:45 am

I'm glad I watched these after I watched Twilight. THEY ARE SO MUCH BETTER. Seriously, those sacred dancers could kick some sparkly vampire butt.

    godlessgirl · April 27, 2009 at 1:03 am

    Are you sure they weren't sparkly vampires??? I thought I saw a glint… dun dun DUNNN.

Gregory · April 26, 2009 at 6:45 am

I'm glad I watched these after I watched Twilight. THEY ARE SO MUCH BETTER. Seriously, those sacred dancers could kick some sparkly vampire butt.

    godlessgirl · April 27, 2009 at 1:03 am

    Are you sure they weren't sparkly vampires??? I thought I saw a glint… dun dun DUNNN.

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