I just discovered a new-to-me atheist blog by a well-spoken man named Kevin. Please read his thoughts over at Memoirs of an ex-Christian and enjoy!

One comment on this entry about Moses and the Torah stands out as a classic, priceless example of “spirit-filled” Christian rhetoric that you just have to see to believe (but if you believe it, you’ve got other issues). I’ve left it in all its caps lock glory, so please forgive me if you leave this blog with a migraine; but at least I’ve hidden it below the fold:

MINISTER said…

“AND TO ALL THE ATHEIST, HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED THE HOLY GHOST? HAVE YOU EVER FELT THE PRESENCE OF GOD? IF YOU NEVER REALLY OPENED UP TO HIM, HOW CAN YOU DENY HIM? WHO DO YOU CALL ON WHEN YOU ARE IN DIRE NEED? UM….I WONDER IS IT GOD? I GUESS WE WILL NEVER KNOW….BUT GOD DOES. HE KNOWS EVERTHING. REPENT BEFORE IT’S TO LATE. AND IF THE BIBLE ISN’T REAL HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN REVELATIONS? IT WAS WRITTEN UM…HOW LONG AGO? AND LOOK WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD TODAY. MY, MY, MY THE devil IS CUNNING. he COMES TO KILL, STEAL AND DESTROY. he KILLED YOUR BELIEF IN GOD, he STOLE YOUR JOY, AND he DESTROYED YOUR SALVATION. BUT I REBUKE HIM WITH THE PRECIOUS SWEET BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST WHO IS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR. WHO WAS BORN OF THE VIRGIN MARY, AND CRUCIFIED ON THE CROSS, AND ROSE IN THREE DAYS WITH ALL POWER IN HIS HANDS. GLORY BE TO GOD!!!!!!!”

Now is that not the most winning comment you’ve read in a month? It could be framed, it’s so perfect.

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14 thoughts on “CAPS LOCK will CONVINCE ME”

Darren Pearce · May 6, 2009 at 10:23 pm

Can I please have my Blood-O-Christ unsweetened ? I'm diabetic .

    godlessgirl · May 6, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    The debil gave you that diabetes! he comes to kill, destroy, and abuse insulin!

Michael · May 6, 2009 at 6:40 pm

Oh my, that caps-locked-speech frightened me. How am I ever be able to have a good night’s sleep again? …zzzZZZZZZzzzz…

    godlessgirl · May 6, 2009 at 11:45 pm

    Be SLAIN and the HOLY GHOST! Oh, you're just dreaming…

jesuspoet · May 7, 2009 at 12:46 am

Wow… That is so many kinds of wrong… It's just sad.

    godlessgirl · May 7, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    I suppose it is sad that someone might be serious with these shouting thoughts, because they're wasting their breath and their energy. Ah well.

spaceboy29 · May 8, 2009 at 4:44 am

Subjectional experience like the comment in ALL CAPS doesn't prove the existence of God anyway. The best argument is the Transcendental or the Tag argument in my opinion.

sp29

hubbit · May 8, 2009 at 12:56 pm

“CHRIST WHO IS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR. WHO WAS BORN OF THE VIRGIN MARY, AND CRUCIFIED ON THE CROSS, AND ROSE IN THREE DAYS WITH ALL POWER IN HIS HANDS.”

Kinda hard to keep a grip on that power in your hands when your hands are perforated, isn’t it? 🙂

    MikeTheInfidel · June 13, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    Jesus is renowned for being water-resistant; I think he could handle it 😛

godlessgirl · May 8, 2009 at 8:50 pm

haha!

Rene Benthien · May 11, 2009 at 2:05 am

I truly believe that piece of writing will lose something in its poetry if it weren't written in capslock.

Mr. Creazil · April 27, 2010 at 12:55 pm

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

BibleName · July 7, 2011 at 9:37 am

I imagined it in my head really really loud until he got the the devil bits, then those words were all in whispers. As if the minister were sincerely afraid that if he typed it too loudly, the devil might pounce on his dick or something.

Adega · April 1, 2014 at 8:52 pm

Thanks, Paul, for your comment and link. I think this is an imatpornt discussion to have. Never should we brush over death with mere surface emotions. Thanks for your input!

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