I just discovered a new-to-me atheist blog by a well-spoken man named Kevin. Please read his thoughts over at Memoirs of an ex-Christian and enjoy!
One comment on this entry about Moses and the Torah stands out as a classic, priceless example of “spirit-filled” Christian rhetoric that you just have to see to believe (but if you believe it, you’ve got other issues). I’ve left it in all its caps lock glory, so please forgive me if you leave this blog with a migraine; but at least I’ve hidden it below the fold:
MINISTER said…
“AND TO ALL THE ATHEIST, HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED THE HOLY GHOST? HAVE YOU EVER FELT THE PRESENCE OF GOD? IF YOU NEVER REALLY OPENED UP TO HIM, HOW CAN YOU DENY HIM? WHO DO YOU CALL ON WHEN YOU ARE IN DIRE NEED? UM….I WONDER IS IT GOD? I GUESS WE WILL NEVER KNOW….BUT GOD DOES. HE KNOWS EVERTHING. REPENT BEFORE IT’S TO LATE. AND IF THE BIBLE ISN’T REAL HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN REVELATIONS? IT WAS WRITTEN UM…HOW LONG AGO? AND LOOK WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD TODAY. MY, MY, MY THE devil IS CUNNING. he COMES TO KILL, STEAL AND DESTROY. he KILLED YOUR BELIEF IN GOD, he STOLE YOUR JOY, AND he DESTROYED YOUR SALVATION. BUT I REBUKE HIM WITH THE PRECIOUS SWEET BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST WHO IS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR. WHO WAS BORN OF THE VIRGIN MARY, AND CRUCIFIED ON THE CROSS, AND ROSE IN THREE DAYS WITH ALL POWER IN HIS HANDS. GLORY BE TO GOD!!!!!!!”
Now is that not the most winning comment you’ve read in a month? It could be framed, it’s so perfect.
Chris on 
Bill the Heathen on 
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Can I please have my Blood-O-Christ unsweetened ? I'm diabetic .
The debil gave you that diabetes! he comes to kill, destroy, and abuse insulin!
Oh my, that caps-locked-speech frightened me. How am I ever be able to have a good night’s sleep again? …zzzZZZZZZzzzz…
Be SLAIN and the HOLY GHOST! Oh, you're just dreaming…
Wow… That is so many kinds of wrong… It's just sad.
I suppose it is sad that someone might be serious with these shouting thoughts, because they're wasting their breath and their energy. Ah well.
Subjectional experience like the comment in ALL CAPS doesn't prove the existence of God anyway. The best argument is the Transcendental or the Tag argument in my opinion.
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“CHRIST WHO IS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR. WHO WAS BORN OF THE VIRGIN MARY, AND CRUCIFIED ON THE CROSS, AND ROSE IN THREE DAYS WITH ALL POWER IN HIS HANDS.”
Kinda hard to keep a grip on that power in your hands when your hands are perforated, isn’t it?
Jesus is renowned for being water-resistant; I think he could handle it
haha!
I truly believe that piece of writing will lose something in its poetry if it weren't written in capslock.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
I imagined it in my head really really loud until he got the the devil bits, then those words were all in whispers. As if the minister were sincerely afraid that if he typed it too loudly, the devil might pounce on his dick or something.