I figured out why I gained so much weight after high school… I stopped believing in the charismatic gifts of the Holy Spirit! After that, worship went from being a full-contact sport to a meditative study hall. And since deconverting–shit–I must be the most out of shape I’ve ever been! I need the anointing, Lord! Whip my ass soul into shape!

For those of you who want a complete body makeover, let me introduce you to part of this intensive, free-spirited, danger-to-those-around-you workout called Pentecostalism:

Now get up and shake that thang for Jebus!

(via @denyreligion)

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6 thoughts on “God, What a Workout!”

Rooker · May 30, 2009 at 2:05 am

Sheesh. Those guys have way more fun than us regular Baptists ever did.

I’d have been thrown out of there for busting out laughing. No way I could have held it in at that white guy trying to dance at 3:10.

    godlessgirl · May 30, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    It's a shame that the HS didn't also give people talent 😉

Alex · May 30, 2009 at 10:55 am

Ahahaha, great remix, that is. 😀 If you didn't tell us who those "dancers" are, I would say they're possessed. 🙂

    godlessgirl · May 30, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    oooh demons make you convulse and jig too?

WilliamRamsai · June 25, 2011 at 8:36 am

My wife is actually puzzled. Nobody knew this, however the support is hard to reach.

rajyadu · September 1, 2016 at 8:28 am

I’d have been tossed out of there for breaking out chuckling.!

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