I figured out why I gained so much weight after high school… I stopped believing in the charismatic gifts of the Holy Spirit! After that, worship went from being a full-contact sport to a meditative study hall. And since deconverting–shit–I must be the most out of shape I’ve ever been! I need the anointing, Lord! Whip my ass soul into shape!
For those of you who want a complete body makeover, let me introduce you to part of this intensive, free-spirited, danger-to-those-around-you workout called Pentecostalism:
Now get up and shake that thang for Jebus!
(via @denyreligion)
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Sheesh. Those guys have way more fun than us regular Baptists ever did.
I’d have been thrown out of there for busting out laughing. No way I could have held it in at that white guy trying to dance at 3:10.
It's a shame that the HS didn't also give people talent
Ahahaha, great remix, that is.
If you didn't tell us who those "dancers" are, I would say they're possessed. 
oooh demons make you convulse and jig too?
My wife is actually puzzled. Nobody knew this, however the support is hard to reach.