• girl’s ass at airport: “JUICY”. that is not kosher. #
  • if you ever use Detroit’s airport, enjoy the drug trippy 1/4 mile tunnel underground. craaazy lights, man. #
  • my seat is directly next to the plane engine. yikes! #
  • after this crazy week i am so ready for hermit life #
  • the airport shuttle driver from my hotel shared the “law of attraction” gospel w/ me on the ride. i wonder if he attracted today’s rain … #
  • It scares me to know what chemicals i put on my body to make it “clean” #
  • I’m lecturing my step-sis about the dirtynasty things i overheard last night. ew ew ew ew ew…. *shudder* #
  • fuck this noise, i’m going to BED! pile on! #
  • I’m an idiot. I just spam-called my SO’s cell–thinking he had to wake up 4 work. It’s Sunday, not Monday. *doh* #
  • I think I have to take a cab back home from the airport tomorrow. Byebye moolah! #
  • “Name my penis” #3turnoffwords #
  • I am just starved for some lovin’ right about now. I’ve been at breakneck speed all week and want a cuddle and some conversation #
  • yuuuus 81! who’s taking bets? #
  • make that 79. #
  • 78 bobby pins just came out of my hair. #
  • out of style like shoulder pads RT @nullsession Atheism was around ~15k years B4 religion was invented. Religion’s just a fad. Don’t worry. #
  • sister’s* #
  • re: my sist’ wedding—The pastor is a literalist, which made the teachings on Adam&Eve funny ;) #
  • hello, vista? this is GG. please suck my sweaty toe lint. #
  • oh my noodle, my sis is married! the reception was amazing! #
  • singing to “oh darling!” in the limo #
  • ooooh we are lookin hawt! my sister-the bride- is so gorgeous. tons of relatives stopping by too. #
  • gotta go write my toast! <3 toodles, hotties. #
  • re: prayer–a really frightening and stressful situation happened this past week and i found myself saying “oh god, help…” before stopping #
  • Hey Ex-Theists: Ever find yourself almost praying out of habit? Is it just me still breaking out of the go-to habit? #
  • So I have a toast to give tomorrow as the maid of honor. think i can do it without weeping like a statue of Mary? #
  • smooches to all of you who have been conversing with me even though i haven’t been able to log in for days! <3<3 #
  • first cry over my sister’s wedding. one down and a thousand to go #
  • traveling with screaming kids sucks… especially when you’re the adult with them ;) love my nieces though! #
  • who loves ketchup on burgers and dogs? silly chicagoans and their anti-ketchup heresy #
  • to future self: hold down skirt when in high winds. especially in front of church men who might think you need jesus after. #
  • ok, beefy hotties of both sexes… time to pack up house! come on over! #
  • yay i ate lunch listening to a discussion about KJV only. very civil which pleasantly surprised me. #
  • so instead of cheering for graduates here they say “amen”. but it end up being a cheer anyway ;) #
  • watching my bro graduate. so proud! #
  • havin some sunshine for breakfast #
  • bro: “you know jesus died 4 u before u were born.” me: “that has nothing 2 do w/ speadsheets.” this is my life. ;) #
  • Oh this is funny. I just realized my blog is publishing a weekly twitter update. Well that’ll get shut off in a few days. #
  • in the background: a sing-song “everyone has to go pee pee, wee wee, TINKLE!” oh, children… #
  • oh em gee, i’m online for like… 5 minutes! These nieces of mine are insanity in diapers. #
  • tried logging into twitter via bro’s comp. it died before i could log off. ack… #
  • big anxiety today… send good wishes for my brother please. #
  • exhausted by house cleaning. worth it tho to help my bro’s family. #
  • catholic vs. baptist cage match! #
  • yay a family discussion about how face cards in card games are sinful. #
  • New blog! Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-10 http://is.gd/yGcO #