Jesus in a Fish Head

As we all know, people can find god in all kinds of empty spaces. This time it’s a catfish head. And it’s for sale! Check it out! Morbid death scene in skull form! I don’t think I can top this unless I find a draw-and-quarter scene in my cheerios.

This poem is so classic:

Of all the fishes in the sea,
our Lord chose the lowly sailcat
to remind us of his misery.

His body on the cross is outlined,
the hilt of the sword
which was plunged into his side
is clearly defined.

Look at the back of the fishes bone
where the Roman shield is shown.
When you shake the cross
you will hear the dice being tossed
for our Lord’s blood stained dress
Those who can hear them
– will be blessed.
-Conrad S. Lantz

Thank you for that gory rhyme, Connie. It really makes me want to pick up a fish skull and shake it like a salt shaker.

Time Saturday, July 11th, 2009, 1:03 pm   |   CategoryJesus, funny, randomness  |  RssRSS feed |  CommentRespond  |  TrackbackTrackback

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11 Comments to “Jesus in a Fish Head”

    
  1. Adam
    July 12, 2009 at 4:25 am

    I really wish I could find something like this and make a ton of money…

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  2. Ted
    July 13, 2009 at 2:50 am

    With all the 'signs' we're getting from all the different illusive gods out there, you could start a whole blog just about that.

    Look, here's some holy tree stumps: http://goodreasonnews.blogspot.com/2009/07/i-see-...

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  3. Jin-oh Choi
    July 13, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    I wonder how much it would fetch on ebay. :)

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  4. Dave G
    July 13, 2009 at 9:58 am

    It’s a Crucifish!

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  5. henrietta
    February 27, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    i was wondering if anyone else has ever acually
    found one.

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  6. Fran
    April 2, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    I have 3 of these that my sister sent me from florida. Just about everyone that sees it sees jesus on the cross. On the back of the fish bone everyone see something different.

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