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Anyone have 2 million dollars to blow on a fine T-Rex named Samson? If you slip your check into her g-string, she’ll probably give you a lap dance. On October 3, the 66-million-year-old hottie is going on the auction block in Las Vegas.

Also among the items ready for purchase: the world’s largest known set of shark jaws and a wooly mammoth skeleton. Rawr!

Hopefully Ken Ham of the Creation Science Museum won’t be buying any of these items as toys for his animatronic Eden-dwelling children. The last thing we need is someone calling these amazing pieces 6000 years old and playing Pin the Tail on the Stuff We Won’t Admit is Older than God.

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6 thoughts on “Buy a T-Rex!”

askegg · September 14, 2009 at 9:52 pm

I want o but him inside my front door, teeth barred, to scare away Mormons et al.

askegg · September 14, 2009 at 9:52 pm

I want to but him inside my front door, teeth barred, to scare away Mormons et al.

godlessgirl · September 16, 2009 at 5:42 am

Grand idea! How about including a video camera for reaction shots?

stuffed · September 16, 2009 at 7:55 am

HAHAHA!
Let's chip in and buy it….
Com'on everybody do it for the reaction shots. Lol.
Nice post godlessgirl

    godlessgirl · September 17, 2009 at 3:29 am

    Okay! I have about… 50 bucks. Think I could get a toe for that?

    godlessgirl · September 17, 2009 at 3:29 am

    Okay! I have about… 50 bucks. Think I could get a toe for that?

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