Comments on: Thursday Thirteen #1: 13 Movies I Can’t Stand

By: godlessgirl

godlessgirl — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:44:06 +0000

I've never seen The Color of Chocolate. I laughed at Wedding Crashers though–not that it was a *good* flick.

By: godlessgirl

godlessgirl — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:42:12 +0000

Ooh, now I want to hear your list of favorites!

By: Betty

Betty — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 02:16:25 +0000

Well, the good thing is that I don't know most of these movies, and don't plan to watch the ones that I have heard of. I did like Transformers and Dirty Dancing though. =P =)

By: Debbie@Like a Rose

Debbie@Like a Rose — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:31:05 +0000

Hated Borat – didn't care for Showgirls either. I'd add The Color of Choclate and Wedding Crashers to the list. Too bad the Left Behind Movie was so pathetic compared to the book.
I liked Dirty Dancing – not one to watch over and over but didn't think it was bad.

By: ADesi

ADesi — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:13:45 +0000

Guess What We are IDENTICAL thanks to this list

By: DSB

DSB — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:29:17 +0000

Aw, man, I LOVE Dirty Dancing! And psst….I didn't find Showgirls that terrible. LOL. Thanks for visiting my T13!

By: godlessgirl

godlessgirl — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:20:06 +0000

1) I tried to like it, but I only liked Buddy Christ
3) And allllll of its imitating movies.
5) Those are so campy that they're hilarious to watch!
7) Gotta admit I like Will Smith in most of his stuff.
12) Glad I'm not the only one! Yeah baby, yeah!
13) If I have to see that damn hair gag once more…

By: Janet

Janet — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:32:06 +0000

Sideways sounded good…but omg, talk about whiney!

By: goodreasonnews

goodreasonnews — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:34:12 +0000

I agree with Meet the Parents, but I'll leave it off my list just cause you already said it. In no order:

1) Dogma — Fuck Kevin Smith's long-winded nonsense. This movie's like watching a pretentious 13 year old playing with action figures when you know there's a perfectly cute and approachable girl next door.

2) War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise — The most ruined classic, probably in all movie making

3) Armageddon — I DO wanna close my eyes, and I DID fall asleep

4) Elf — The joke is Will Ferrel is big, but elves are small and we're all a little dumber for having sat through this.

5) Batman Forever/ & Robin — Joel Schumacher should be tried for these.

6) The DaVinci Code — When I read the book I thought it was like a shitty X-file, but then I saw the movie and confirmed it.

7) I Am Legend — No you're not. You're Will Smith and you fuck up everything you touch.
Independence Day — See what I mean? If the one-liner obessed idiots in this movie are anything like the actual people on Earth, maybe it's time alien overlords with no message, reason or incitement (providing the viewer nothing at all to think about) should come and take over.

9) Airplane II — Once is funny. Twice is so unfunny, it makes the first one less funny.

10) Vicky Christina Barcelona — The Story of four yuppies trying to figure out how to best waste their shallow, annoying, humorless lives. Spoiler: They decide on fucking.

11) August Rush — A movie based in some alternate reality where children roaming New York City's streets are surrounded by talented, benevolent cowboys and diabetes can be contracted from simply watching a movie.

12) Austin Powers — No Baby.

13) There's Something About Mary — And that something is dick jokes.

By: Kaytee

Kaytee — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:57:33 +0000

I also cannot stand Meet the Parents!!!!! Horrible movie!