Happy Fundy Friday!

I’m wiping off my computer screen because I spat in shock at about 1:45. Just watch the whole thing. It is probably the most ridiculous sermon topic I’ve ever heard–and that’s saying something. Once 3:04 arrived, I was spazzing out completely.

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I think Pastor Potty is swapping his “God-said-it-not-me” message halfway through. First, he’s is sure that God will destroy what the pastor reverently calls “real men who pisseth against the wall”. But once he remembers being shamed into sitting down to bee in a bathroom stall, he declares that God will destroy wimpy men who sit down! I guess he just can’t decide. Better take a poo and leave the peeing to us ladyfolk.

He forgot to quote Proverbs 32: “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!”

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7 thoughts on “Of Pastors and Peeing”

@chrispullman · November 21, 2009 at 4:53 am

3 things… 1.) ummmm, pastor? how exactly will this bring me closer to the heart of God? 2.) was that the 11th commandment? "thou shalt always pisseth standing up but never against the wall!" (and never into the wind, but that's another sermon…) and 3.) there's a certain… George W. Bush-ness to his public speaking, huh? I'm sure THAT will serve him well in the future… seriously now!! 🙂

    godlessgirl · November 21, 2009 at 7:35 am

    haha, I'm glad someone else appreciates this humor. Isn't this sermon so full of grace? And love for others? And brains?

Amber · November 22, 2009 at 7:02 am

I nearly died watching this. He has some other weird videos, too, (did you know Jesus wore pants, according to him?) I found his wife's blog: she believes that the best way to avoid breast cancer is to have lots of babies and breast feed them. They're a bunch of whack jobs.

    Rachel · December 9, 2010 at 8:46 am

    I totally agree that this guy is wacko, but actually his wife is half right. One of the risks of breast cancer is not ever being pregnant, having a child after you’re the age of thirty, or having a high number of periods (either early menarche or late menopause). This is because not being pregnant actually exposes your body to higher, constant levels of estrogen or progesterone for an extended period of time, which can cause breast cells to proliferate rapidly and turn into tumors.

    However, the risk is slight when compared to other factors such as family history.

Robert Green · November 24, 2009 at 12:01 am

Question: How many of these kristians are certifiably insane???????

Gremlin · December 12, 2009 at 2:39 am

Pity this guy's so meaningless, or we could call ahead to Germany and have him arrested for conspiracy to piss upright, this passive aggressive little supportgroup video serving as public evidence.

Oh, and: how many are certifiable? At a guess, about two billion would claim to operate as per the whims of their imaginary friends, in so many words; a case could be made for psychosis. Another thirteen hundred thousand or so do the same thing, but dig Al'lah over the YodHehVavHeh. Makes ya wonder what to call craziness once the majority display it.

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Iphone pas cher…

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