Happy Fundy Friday!
I’m wiping off my computer screen because I spat in shock at about 1:45. Just watch the whole thing. It is probably the most ridiculous sermon topic I’ve ever heard–and that’s saying something. Once 3:04 arrived, I was spazzing out completely.
German vocab lesson! What’s a Sitzpinkler? Find out below:
I think Pastor Potty is swapping his “God-said-it-not-me” message halfway through. First, he’s is sure that God will destroy what the pastor reverently calls “real men who pisseth against the wall”. But once he remembers being shamed into sitting down to bee in a bathroom stall, he declares that God will destroy wimpy men who sit down! I guess he just can’t decide. Better take a poo and leave the peeing to us ladyfolk.
He forgot to quote Proverbs 32: “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!”