Don't Make Me Go Back, Mommy

From the shelves of the ReligioNuts™ comes a frightening children’s book that’s sure to minister to the damaged souls of your Halloween-loving children. If they have been abused by pagans, pornographers, and suicidal cult leaders, this may be the best choice for a bedtime story I’ve ever seen.

And yes, this is a real book.

Satanic Page 1

Satanic Pages 2

Satanic Pages 3

So kids, the lesson is: Don’t take candy, butt medicine, or magic juice from strangers!

Everybody together now: What the fuuuck?

(Hat tip: Awful Library Books)