Well fuck that then. I’m not going! At least they serve bacon in hell and say “Grape Nuts” correctly.

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7 thoughts on “No Breakfast in Heaven?!”

WongoWoman · December 2, 2009 at 11:39 pm

Oh cheezits cracks I couldn't get through the whole thing!

sean · December 2, 2009 at 11:41 pm

I love the Darwin drumset. Is that so they can beat Darwin?

@pschult · December 3, 2009 at 12:20 am

Well, as a vegetarian, I don't need the bacon, but I don't know if I can do without coffee and cereal in the morning. Thank god I'm an atheist.

hubbit · December 2, 2009 at 8:00 pm


Also, WTF is with this guy’s teeth? And doesn’t it seem disconcerting that they’re singing to a pre-digested electronic track with drum machine when there’s a FULL SET OF DRUMS THAT WOULD BE THE ENVY OF ANY SIXTH-GRADER right behind them?

Just wonderin’. 😛

    RoofWoofer · December 3, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Yeah, but good help is hard to find.

askegg · December 3, 2009 at 12:45 am

I am not going unless they have a full buffet breakfast.

Stephen Moore · December 3, 2009 at 2:16 am

I not sure the woman is convinced of the merits of this message. Could she look any more bored?

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