Well fuck that then. I’m not going! At least they serve bacon in hell and say “Grape Nuts” correctly.
Well fuck that then. I’m not going! At least they serve bacon in hell and say “Grape Nuts” correctly.
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Oh cheezits cracks I couldn't get through the whole thing!
I love the Darwin drumset. Is that so they can beat Darwin?
Well, as a vegetarian, I don't need the bacon, but I don't know if I can do without coffee and cereal in the morning. Thank god I'm an atheist.
THAT SONG IS MAKING ME HUNGRY. DAMN, THAT’S A LONG MENU.
Also, WTF is with this guy’s teeth? And doesn’t it seem disconcerting that they’re singing to a pre-digested electronic track with drum machine when there’s a FULL SET OF DRUMS THAT WOULD BE THE ENVY OF ANY SIXTH-GRADER right behind them?
Just wonderin’.
Yeah, but good help is hard to find.
I am not going unless they have a full buffet breakfast.
I not sure the woman is convinced of the merits of this message. Could she look any more bored?