So late last night as I was avoiding sleep, I decided to have a little talk with Jeeeeezus!
Hey Jesus, I hope you enjoyed your short stay in hell. I'm sure those who burn eternally will appreciate the gracious, leisurely visit.
Hey Jesus, think you could have been someone else besides a rabbi who teaches in riddles? What do u want to do, weed out the dumb ones?
Hey Jesus, If you are bodily up in heaven right now, then heaven has to be within the physical universe, right? So how far is it from here?
Hey Jesus, if we're not 'sposed to put God to the test, he could at least return the favor.
Hey Jesus, you can tell me the truth--you think the apostle Paul is a douche too, right? right? *nudge*
I’ll let you know if I get a reply. What would you ask Jesus?(for Technorati 7NT35DT93RKG)