Alternate Use for the Bible: Bible Flask Safe

Alternate Use for the Bible

Is church so boring that you need to liven it up with a bit of booze?
Think you’ll grow intimately with the lord with a little liquor in you?
Does the thought of reciting one more “Our Father” drive you to drink?

Have I got the solution for you!

The Hollow Book Flask Safe
$50.00 from SecretSafeBooks on Etsy.com

The way of salvation…nah.
Comfort in time of loneliness? Nope.
ALCOHOL! Yes! Cheers, mate!

“Help in time of need” indeed!

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10 Comments (and one trackback)

#1 by The Big Blue Frog on June 14, 2010 - 12:28 pm

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I’ve tried making safe books before, and I always make a mess out of them. There must be a trick to it.
- #2 by Godless Girl on June 15, 2010 - 8:50 am
  
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  I guess it depends what you cut the paper with?
#3 by Matt Warren on June 14, 2010 - 12:32 pm

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“No wonder they call it the good book” – Homer (Simpson)
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#4 by okfine on June 14, 2010 - 5:18 pm

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lol that could almost be a metaphor for what people really get out of that book.
#5 by Andrew Hall on June 14, 2010 - 8:15 pm

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Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems. – Homer Simpson
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#6 by vjack on June 15, 2010 - 6:14 am

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The best one I’ve seen uses the Christian bible to conceal a handgun instead of a flask. I just think that is perfect for the “Jesus loves you” crowd.
- #7 by Godless Girl on June 15, 2010 - 8:50 am
  
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  Jesus loves you with a .38 in the chest.
#8 by gruntled atheist on June 15, 2010 - 10:19 am

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I use my bible for a door stop but this is definitely better.
- #9 by Godless Girl on June 15, 2010 - 10:31 am
  
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  That kind of a large door stop. I’d trip over it and injure myself.
  
  But I suppose that would only be appropriate
#10 by Gizmo on September 8, 2010 - 4:07 pm

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A couple of years ago I gave my friend a hollowed-out Bible with a glass pipe inside for her birthday. It was pretty much the greatest thing ever.

Sorry for commenting on an older post; I just discovered your blog and have been busily devouring it for the past hour or so. ‘Tis quite lovely.