Is church so boring that you need to liven it up with a bit of booze?
Think you’ll grow intimately with the lord with a little liquor in you?
Does the thought of reciting one more “Our Father” drive you to drink?
Have I got the solution for you!
The Hollow Book Flask Safe
$50.00 from SecretSafeBooks on Etsy.com
The way of salvation…nah.
Comfort in time of loneliness? Nope.
ALCOHOL! Yes! Cheers, mate!
“Help in time of need” indeed!
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I’ve tried making safe books before, and I always make a mess out of them. There must be a trick to it.
I guess it depends what you cut the paper with?
“No wonder they call it the good book” – Homer (Simpson)
lol that could almost be a metaphor for what people really get out of that book.
Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems. – Homer Simpson
The best one I’ve seen uses the Christian bible to conceal a handgun instead of a flask. I just think that is perfect for the “Jesus loves you” crowd.
Jesus loves you with a .38 in the chest.
I use my bible for a door stop but this is definitely better.
That kind of a large door stop. I’d trip over it and injure myself.
But I suppose that would only be appropriate
A couple of years ago I gave my friend a hollowed-out Bible with a glass pipe inside for her birthday. It was pretty much the greatest thing ever.
Sorry for commenting on an older post; I just discovered your blog and have been busily devouring it for the past hour or so. ‘Tis quite lovely.
Thanks for checking it out! I always appreciate comments.
I always like to remind non-drinking Christians of 1 Timothy 5:23.
“Stumbled” [no, I didn't have a flask] upon this older post & couldn’t help but re-imagine what Christians meant when they said that the Bible filled them with the “spirit”.