Comments on: Alternate Use for the Bible

By: LogicalPremise

LogicalPremise — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 18:53:33 +0000

“Stumbled” [no, I didn't have a flask] upon this older post & couldn’t help but re-imagine what Christians meant when they said that the Bible filled them with the “spirit”.

By: Guy Curtis

Guy Curtis — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 00:19:40 +0000

I always like to remind non-drinking Christians of 1 Timothy 5:23.

By: Godless Girl

Godless Girl — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 07:52:29 +0000

Thanks for checking it out! I always appreciate comments.

By: Gizmo

Gizmo — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 21:07:45 +0000

A couple of years ago I gave my friend a hollowed-out Bible with a glass pipe inside for her birthday. It was pretty much the greatest thing ever.

Sorry for commenting on an older post; I just discovered your blog and have been busily devouring it for the past hour or so. ‘Tis quite lovely.

By: Godless Girl

Godless Girl — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 15:31:40 +0000

That kind of a large door stop. I’d trip over it and injure myself.

But I suppose that would only be appropriate

By: gruntled atheist

gruntled atheist — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 15:19:59 +0000

I use my bible for a door stop but this is definitely better.

By: Godless Girl

Godless Girl — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 13:50:42 +0000

I guess it depends what you cut the paper with?

By: Godless Girl

Godless Girl — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 13:50:17 +0000

Jesus loves you with a .38 in the chest.

By: vjack

vjack — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 11:14:29 +0000

The best one I’ve seen uses the Christian bible to conceal a handgun instead of a flask. I just think that is perfect for the “Jesus loves you” crowd.

By: Andrew Hall

Andrew Hall — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 01:15:01 +0000

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems. – Homer Simpson