Of Course God Exists (and a big middle finger to blog “experts”)

intelligent god is asshole comicI’ve not been posting as much as experts say you should in order to keep readers coming to your blog. Here’s what I have to say about those experts:

Sod off, wankers.

And to my remaining readers:

Don’t sod off, ok?

In other news, I was called a “Harry Potter idol worshiper”  on my tumblr yesterday. Let me say this: if Jesus’ story was written by J.K. Rowling, I might like him a little better, okay? And Jesus’ scars aren’t lightning bolt shaped. Case closed.

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June 4, 2010  |  god, randomness, the website

6 Comments


  1. The big blue frog

    I’m still here!

  2. I’ve always thought that if God does exist (and I’m 99.99999% sure he doesn’t) he be the biggest scumbag around.
    .-= Andrew Hall’s last blog ..Are The Gays Planning To Get Rid Of Us All? =-.

    • Of course God exists. If you were 99.99999% sure He doesn’t, you wouldn’t be asking if He exists. You would be so convinced He doesn’t exist that the thought of Him possibly existing (that 0.00009%)would enter your mind only about one day out of 1,000. That’s about once in every 3 years and I Know you think about it more than that.
      God is trying to speak to you and I challenge you to listen. You’re the only one who looses if you don’t — so go ahead and be a loser if that’s what you really want. I know that’s not what you really want — because you are a valuable person and God says so.

  3. I mention the fairy story everyday almost and they just smile obliquely at me, as if I am the one believing in an ‘olden days’ fable.
    .-= Sober’s last blog ..Day 99 – Typical Saturday Night =-.

  4. The Bible is the only book I know of with a six thousand year character arc ending in the character being tortured and killed, and he still comes off looking like the villain and a complete douche-nozzle.

  5. I love what you guys are usually up too. Such clever work and reporting!
    Keep up the awesome works guys I’ve you guys to blogroll.

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