intelligent god is asshole comicI’ve not been posting as much as experts say you should in order to keep readers coming to your blog. Here’s what I have to say about those experts:

Sod off, wankers.

And to my remaining readers:

Don’t sod off, ok?

In other news, I was called a “Harry Potter idol worshiper”  on my tumblr yesterday. Let me say this: if Jesus’ story was written by J.K. Rowling, I might like him a little better, okay? And Jesus’ scars aren’t lightning bolt shaped. Case closed.

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7 thoughts on “Of Course God Exists (and a big middle finger to blog “experts”)”

The big blue frog · June 4, 2010 at 11:49 pm

I’m still here!

Andrew Hall · June 5, 2010 at 4:35 am

I’ve always thought that if God does exist (and I’m 99.99999% sure he doesn’t) he be the biggest scumbag around.
.-= Andrew Hall’s last blog ..Are The Gays Planning To Get Rid Of Us All? =-.

    Tabitha · January 21, 2012 at 10:00 pm

    Of course God exists. If you were 99.99999% sure He doesn’t, you wouldn’t be asking if He exists. You would be so convinced He doesn’t exist that the thought of Him possibly existing (that 0.00009%)would enter your mind only about one day out of 1,000. That’s about once in every 3 years and I Know you think about it more than that.
    God is trying to speak to you and I challenge you to listen. You’re the only one who looses if you don’t — so go ahead and be a loser if that’s what you really want. I know that’s not what you really want — because you are a valuable person and God says so.

Sober · June 5, 2010 at 7:16 am

I mention the fairy story everyday almost and they just smile obliquely at me, as if I am the one believing in an ‘olden days’ fable.
.-= Sober’s last blog ..Day 99 – Typical Saturday Night =-.

The Big Blue Frog · June 5, 2010 at 9:30 am

The Bible is the only book I know of with a six thousand year character arc ending in the character being tortured and killed, and he still comes off looking like the villain and a complete douche-nozzle.

Maldives holidays · September 18, 2015 at 6:05 am

I love what you guys are usually up too. Such clever work and reporting!
Keep up the awesome works guys I’ve you guys to blogroll.

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