I’ve not been posting as much as experts say you should in order to keep readers coming to your blog. Here’s what I have to say about those experts:
Sod off, wankers.
And to my remaining readers:
Don’t sod off, ok?
In other news, I was called a “Harry Potter idol worshiper” on my tumblr yesterday. Let me say this: if Jesus’ story was written by J.K. Rowling, I might like him a little better, okay? And Jesus’ scars aren’t lightning bolt shaped. Case closed.
I’m still here!
I’ve always thought that if God does exist (and I’m 99.99999% sure he doesn’t) he be the biggest scumbag around.
.-= Andrew Hall’s last blog ..Are The Gays Planning To Get Rid Of Us All? =-.
Of course God exists. If you were 99.99999% sure He doesn’t, you wouldn’t be asking if He exists. You would be so convinced He doesn’t exist that the thought of Him possibly existing (that 0.00009%)would enter your mind only about one day out of 1,000. That’s about once in every 3 years and I Know you think about it more than that.
God is trying to speak to you and I challenge you to listen. You’re the only one who looses if you don’t — so go ahead and be a loser if that’s what you really want. I know that’s not what you really want — because you are a valuable person and God says so.
I mention the fairy story everyday almost and they just smile obliquely at me, as if I am the one believing in an ‘olden days’ fable.
.-= Sober’s last blog ..Day 99 – Typical Saturday Night =-.
The Bible is the only book I know of with a six thousand year character arc ending in the character being tortured and killed, and he still comes off looking like the villain and a complete douche-nozzle.