photo by Dietmar Temps
According to Urlai—a web tool that analyzes writing samples from your site to determine your style—GodlessGirl.com has been judged on the following classifiers:
- Gender
- Age
- Mood
- Tonality
Text analysis
Godlessgirl.com is probably written by a male somewhere between 66-100 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time.
Despite my sarcasm, cuss words, and vagina, this is what the internet thinks of me? Hilarious. I love it. I am an old man who speaks personally and is generally happy. Hoorah for me!
Now what to do with these boobs…
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Don’t feel too badly, it essential said I was gender neutral . . . just because a guy likes to dress well . . .
~Rhaco
I think that’s called “drag,” hon.
You try finding men’s clothes to fit these hips =P
Wow, apparently I’m a cranky old woman between 66-100. I never knew menopause and osteoporosis would affect me at the tender age of 22 and with testes. <.< I'm calling Dr. Phil.
How did we switch genders? I’ll trade ya!
In a sec, I’m not done looking in the mirror…oh wait…I’m 60…. >.<
I’m reminded of that tired old joke that “on the internet, GIRL is an acronym standing for ‘Guy In Real Life’”…
That said, I don’t put too much stock in these things. I tried a similar tool on multiple samples of my own writing once and it expressed a very high level of confidence that I was female (which I am not).
Wow, I haven’t heard that one since like… 2000. Haha.
It said Hemant was a 66-100 year-old woman.
http://friendlyatheist.com/2010/09/11/this-is-why-you-cant-trust-blog-analyzing-websites/
Well I saw him tonight, and he definitely looks like a dude. I guess we were switched at birth.
This thing thinks we are all old people, that is for sure! It says I’m a man (just barely) between 66 and 100. I am neither upset nor happy, and very personal in my writing.
Running my non-anonymous blog through the thing (which I haven’t posted on in months) it turns out I’m over 2/3 a woman, and it gets my age right with 26-35.
What a strange tool.
Heh… And probably the longest post on the other blog that it used was one I generated with Google’s Scribe text prediction service… I wonder how it dealt with THAT mess.
If you were a real 66-100 year old man, you would know exactly what to do with a pair of young, firm breasts.
Fondle them in the mirror for hours.
Who are all these 66-100 year old bloggers they compare everyone to?
I ended up being a male (correct), 66-100 (way off), academic (hardly) who is upset (maybe?) most of the time.
I assume I’ll need to start blogging about PS3 games, pot activism, and “hot chicks” if I want to bring my age down. Maybe a few “lol”s, “lmfao”s or “FTW”s might help too.
Oh well, I’m off to watch Matlock re-runs, write letters to the editor, and shake my fist at little kids who step on my lawn.
GAAAAAH! I NEED BRAIN BLEACH AFTER THAT MENTAL IMAGE!
Anyway, I took the test myself a few weeks ago, and I received the same rating as you did: male, 66-100 years of age, academic and upset.
It’s settled. Since I used to watch Murder She Wrote and Matlock, I must be old.