I’m Actually an Old Man

photo by Dietmar Temps

According to Urlai—a web tool that analyzes writing samples from your site to determine your style—GodlessGirl.com has been judged on the following classifiers:

  • Gender
  • Age
  • Mood
  • Tonality

So how did I measure up?

Text analysis

Godlessgirl.com is probably written by a male somewhere between 66-100 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time.

Despite my sarcasm, cuss words, and vagina, this is what the internet thinks of me? Hilarious. I love it. I am an old man who speaks personally and is generally happy. Hoorah for me!

Now what to do with these boobs…

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  1. Don’t feel too badly, it essential said I was gender neutral . . . just because a guy likes to dress well . . .


  2. Wow, apparently I’m a cranky old woman between 66-100. I never knew menopause and osteoporosis would affect me at the tender age of 22 and with testes. <.< I'm calling Dr. Phil.

  3. I’m reminded of that tired old joke that “on the internet, GIRL is an acronym standing for ‘Guy In Real Life'”…

    That said, I don’t put too much stock in these things. I tried a similar tool on multiple samples of my own writing once and it expressed a very high level of confidence that I was female (which I am not).

  4. This thing thinks we are all old people, that is for sure! It says I’m a man (just barely) between 66 and 100. I am neither upset nor happy, and very personal in my writing.

    Running my non-anonymous blog through the thing (which I haven’t posted on in months) it turns out I’m over 2/3 a woman, and it gets my age right with 26-35.

    What a strange tool.

  5. Heh… And probably the longest post on the other blog that it used was one I generated with Google’s Scribe text prediction service… I wonder how it dealt with THAT mess.

  6. If you were a real 66-100 year old man, you would know exactly what to do with a pair of young, firm breasts.
    Fondle them in the mirror for hours.
    Who are all these 66-100 year old bloggers they compare everyone to?
    I ended up being a male (correct), 66-100 (way off), academic (hardly) who is upset (maybe?) most of the time.

    I assume I’ll need to start blogging about PS3 games, pot activism, and “hot chicks” if I want to bring my age down. Maybe a few “lol”s, “lmfao”s or “FTW”s might help too.
    Oh well, I’m off to watch Matlock re-runs, write letters to the editor, and shake my fist at little kids who step on my lawn.


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