These few passages from the Hipster Bible need to be expanded into an entire volume! It would be easily the best Bible translation since the LOLcats Bible and The Brick Testament.

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(hat tip Trace)

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6 thoughts on “The Hipster Bible”

Ahab · December 4, 2010 at 12:11 am

Pffff! If he were truly the Son of God, he would have turned the water into Sierra Nevada Porter!

These were funny. Thanks for sharing.

    n8 loller · December 16, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    though tasting better, that would be severely less hipster

TheSecretAtheist · December 4, 2010 at 1:17 am

I want a Brita filter that pours out PBR.

Henway · December 17, 2010 at 7:52 pm

Hilarious stuff… Those hipsters really know their Christianity.

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