I have a facebook friend whom I like very much, and who is a very sweet and loving person. One of her quirks, however, is that she greatly enjoys researching “end times” conspiracy theories, prophecies, and speculations. Some of her favorite topics involve the “mark of the beast,” Israel, and anything scary or chaotic in the world that could be interpreted as a sign of the apocalypse and Jesus’ return to earth. Was there political unrest, a suicide bombing, tornado, or flood? JESUS!

Here is an example of the way anything—no matter how innocent or commonplace—can be manipulated to fit a conspiracy theory:

Oh shit! Sesame Street is hinting at the end of the world! They’re preparing for disaster! JESUS!

In case you’re curious, here’s what was actually broadcast:


The public service announcement was sponsored by FEMA‘s site ready.gov.

Ready Kids is part of the Federal Emergency Management Agency’s Ready campaign, a national public service advertising campaign designed to educate and empower Americans to prepare for and respond to natural disasters, potential terrorist attacks and other emergencies. The Ready Kids web site features age-appropriate, step-by-step instructions on what families can do to be better prepared and the role kids can play in this effort. Ready Kids was developed in consultation with:

  • American Psychological Association
  • American Red Cross
  • National Association of Elementary School Principals
  • National Association of School Psychologists
  • National Center for Child Traumatic Stress
  • National PTA
  • U.S. Department of Education
  • U.S. Department of Health and Human Services

Obviously, the effort to educate families means a natural disaster is coming that all of these government agencies know about in advance. Clearly Satan is at work in the world and Jesus will return soon to rule and judge us all.

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7 thoughts on “Sesame Street Heralds the Apocalypse?”

Dave · February 10, 2011 at 11:50 am

It’d be funny if not so sad. Not even my fundie sister is quite that bad. The end graphic says it all (is that from “The Oatmeal”?).

greateighthsin · February 10, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Here’s a PERFECT site to show your friend, or anyone else that is headstrong about end of the world scenarios: http://tacomaatheists.com/eotw

    Godless Girl · February 12, 2011 at 9:43 am

    Love it! Thanks for sharing.

ChristopherTK · February 10, 2011 at 5:00 pm

Where is the duct tape? Those poor kids can’t be prepared without duct tape!

    johannthecabbie · February 11, 2011 at 5:10 am

    How true. If it can’t be fixed with duct tape, it ain’t worth fixing.

    Lisa · February 14, 2011 at 3:57 am

    I was thinking the same thing! If there isn’t anything that needs to be fixed it can keep the kids busy making things out of it. 🙂 I used to have a duck tape wallet, it was far better than any wallet I have ever bought.

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