So I might possibly-sort-of-maybe be thinking about redoing my resume. If you know me, you realize I’ve said this for, like, years. So today I put on my figurative hard hat and went digging through my old documents. It turns out my most recent resume was from May 2008—which is right around the time I was a budding atheist but not yet courageous enough to call a spade a spade.
The objective I chose to describe my goal is especially fun:
OBJECTIVE: To obtain a position within
Company Namethat will further God’s Kingdom and Company’sministry…
Yeah, I still work at this job. Must. Edit.