Let’s Give It Up for the WTF

I love that somewhere out there in the world lives a person who uses precious minutes of their day to comment on reviews of Snow White and the Huntsman like this:

THANK YOU TO THE USA. ANY EVIL IS SIN. CHRISTIANS ARE NOT FUNDED AND THE END OF WORLD ALMOST HAPPEND. God will not support sin films. Earrings -source levitucus peirce. Non hip habitchual boring. Lord jesus was coolest. great food, ideas hobbies,. Get it. A new genetic a new perosn Amen Say no to abortion! We need to have evidence of violtaions. Sometimes Never happens cause of bullys,gangs! Rev 12:9 kjvz.1corinth 14;26 kjvz Gal 3:3 kjvz coolest. Rom 12:2 kjvz. When creating co you need bodygurads!! Well let you go. High heels take away strenght and cause crook back. Look for non fraud stuff. USA has satanist cult here. Kingsnake chain by god. What is evil what is of Lord.
GREAT JESUS1 ANY T
June 07, 2012

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  1. It’s always a striking phenomenon for me that the ones who have the worst grammar and spelling, the ones with the most poorly-constructed “sentences,” and the ones with the most bizarre syntax are the ultra-religious. I won’t say that all who self-identify as atheist are capable of constructing easy-to-read sentences, nor that the spelling will always be correct, or that their logic will flow as I was taught it should. But the worst offenders on these points almost always self-identify as evangelicals.

    There is a John Stuart Mill quote that comes to mind…

    “Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.”

    Insert “gullibles” or simply “religious folks” for “conservative,” and it still seems to work.

    • Replace ‘conservative’ with “fear filled reactionary” and you are even closer! They call themselves conservatives – they aren’t even close.

  2. Far, FAR more people than you realize are actually as dumb as a sack of rocks. When you try to get them to think they give you the sort of puzzled look a dog gives you when you explain the workings of a can opener. And the dog has far more interest in the workings of the can opener than most people have in anything of value.

  3. Being that the majority of people in the U.S. claim to be religious (around 80-percent?), it’s not surprising that the majority of poorly-educated people also claim to be religious. If there’s way more religious people than there are atheists, of course there’s going to be way more incomprehensible material from religious people than from atheists. I don’t see why it’s surprising. Also, since self-proclaimed evangelicals feel eternally responsible for spreading their beliefs, it’s not surprising that the uneducated zealot is strongly compelled to speak, and the uneducated atheist is more likely to be content with not sharing his views. I don’t think it’s striking at all.

  4. Awesome post! You’ve a fantastic blog, absolutely the finest I’ve read so far. I will be looking forward to your next entry. Thanks again.

  5. Why do all of you jump to the conclusion that she is stupid and illiterate. It’s a vary easy to observe she is clearly typing in tongues….. I’m just kidding.

  6. ERMAHGERD!
    SNEW WERT END TEH HERNTSMN!

  7. I wonder if the person who wrote that has psychiatric issues. I don’t mean that as a put-down in the slightest. It just reminds me of a term I learned in psychology, the “word salad.” Just saying it’s possible.

  8. I agree with most of the replies. In reply to Michelle, there is a thin line between zealous religious people and insanity. A very thin line. The Colorado mass murderer shooter, James Holmes, had a religious upbringing, for example. Some people have been raised (brainwashed) to say it’s true you can talk to God. It’s true that God can talk to you. Then the psychotic voices in their heads (read Julian Jayne’s “The Origins of Consciousnesss in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind”) might tell them to kill for any particular reason.

    I found an interesting URL here http://preview.tinyurl.com/cudok7n (You will have to do a click on another URL after this link) that shows a big link between mass murderers and religion. One exception is Jared Loughner who shot Congresswoman Giffords and killed six or seven people in Tucson a year or two ago.

  9. The post is 99% likely from a spammer.

    Please don’t jump to conclusions merely because they are comfortable.

  10. The textual equivalent to speaking in tongues?

  11. Re Colorado mass killer…..

    Religious upbringing maybe – but at the time , wasn’t he actually wearing an “Evolution Rules” T shirt? !!!

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