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Can You Follow Jesus without Religion?

“I’m not religious; I’m a Jesus-follower.”
“I love Jesus but hate religion.”
“Christianity isn’t a religion; it’s a relationship.”

Have you ever heard these statements from Christians before? I sure have. In fact, I’ve even said them before. I felt much like this young poet:

I think he communicates some admirable views on the role of people in society:

  • love others
  • be accepting
  • don’t be a hypocrite
  • forgive
  • feed the poor
  • support and help those in pain
  • be genuine and live out your convictions
  • don’t be a sheep

And some opinions about religion I also support:

  • religion is a man-made societal infection
  • religion enslaves
  • religion causes wars
  • religion makes followers blind and intolerant

Despite all of this, I disagree with his claim that Jesus is not connected to religion at all. In fact, he even says Christianity and religion are totally separate from one another. Oh really, now? Christianity isn’t a man-made invention? The only writings about Jesus weren’t written by a bunch of anonymous men who wanted to convert followers to their belief system? Jesus wasn’t a Jewish Rabbi who was Torah-observant all his life? The belief that we’re sinners who need supernatural salvation isn’t religious?

I think it’s popular to claim Jesus wasn’t a religious man or that a “true follower of Jesus” is better than a “religious person” because it makes Christianity seem more hip, liberal, and casual than the actual theology and doctrines of the religion truly are. How do you gain followers among  doubtful and skeptical youth? You make your product cool; you make it edgy; you rebel just enough against “the system” to show you don’t like authority while still staying within the lines of the “sinner needing salvation” requirement.

Dear cool Christian Christ-follower: You can’t follow Jesus without religion. The only reason you even know about Jesus is because his followers created his legend within the framework of religion. Go ahead, leave the shitty parts of your religion in the dust; for that I applaud you. Love others, be genuine, and hate hypocrisy all you want. Just don’t think you can redefine something just to make it less disgusting and objectionable. Your love of this hippie Jesus guy and dislike for empty ritual doesn’t mean his teachings are any more true or reasonable from your mouth than they are when it’s preached within the four walls of a cathedral. You can’t whitewash Christianity and ignore the reality.

Here’s a tip: try being a humanist. You’ll fit right in!

January 12, 2012  |  christianity, god, Jesus, religion  |  46 Comments

Being Raptured? I’ll Help!

Did you know May 21, 2011 is Judgment Day? Yep, and not like in the Terminator movies. Thanks to “Bible code” and a healthy imagination, a “prophet” has once again predicted the return of Jesus in bodily form.

How should non-Christians respond? Why, using our wits of course! Just like any enterprising non-believer who looks forward to the Christian Rapture, here’s a guy with the right idea:

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Oh, and if any of you Christians have pets: All dogs do not go to Heaven. We can tale care of them too them too.

May 11, 2011  |  christianity, funny, Jesus  |  10 Comments

Zombie Jesus Replaces Touchdown Jesus

Remember the large statue of Jesus that was destroyed by fire?

It’s being replaced–this time of a 51-foot walking Jesus with his arms stretched out in a welcoming gesture.It will be called “Come Unto Me.” Welcoming or not, I want to name this thing Zombie Jesus. He wants your brains and he’s coming for you!

An artist's rendering, released in Nov. 2010, of the new Jesus statue that will be built at Solid Rock Church in Monroe to replace the one destroyed by fire in June last year. (Cincinnati.com)

This time around, non-flammable materials will be used in construction and a lightning suppression system will be built in to prevent a repeat of the June 2010 blaze that reduced the first structure – a waist up replica of Jesus with arms raised high – to pieces of charred steel.

Good idea.

 

April 7, 2011  |  Jesus, news  |  21 Comments

God’s Love

Something tells me most Christians would laugh at this theology, and not just us atheists.

(via hatefulatheist)

March 2, 2011  |  christianity, funny, god, Jesus  |  19 Comments