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Have a Little Text with Jesus

Jesus texted the King James Bible? Wow, those are some powerful thumbs. I wonder if God uses autocorrect. I guess he didn’t care how much it would cost me to read it all. Verizon really over-charges, even for deities. It also reminds me of this guy:

By the way, if Jesus created deep dish pizza, couldn’t he have made it more healthy? It goes straight to my fat ass.

February 21, 2011  |  christianity, facebook, Fundamentalism, Jesus  |  11 Comments

On My Bookshelf

You guys! I found an atheist book on the Free Shelf at work today! *Dances a jig with jazz hands*

John W. Loftus, author of one of my favorite blogs, Debunking Christianity, and the book Why I Became an Atheist, has edited a collection of articles critiquing the claims of Christianity. The Christian Delusion: Why Faith Fails is shooting to the top of my to-read list!

Non-fiction—especially concerning subjects about which I am passionate—makes me yearn for an Amazon Kindle or similar device with which I could make highlights and notes about certain passages to remember for later. I revere printed  books too much to write all over them; I even hate writing in pretty journals because I don’t want to sully them with my chicken scratch handwriting. A book about atheism, science, and faith is certainly going to stir up many ideas, and I would love to store those light bulbs of inspiration somewhere. Ah well; it’s on my wishlist :)

for shitsn’giggles, here’s a not-so-intellectual book I also grabbed off the Free Shelf that’s sure to make you chuckle.

What books are you reading right now that I should add to my list?

Leonardo da Vinci’s Last Supper … in Dryer Lint

Laura Bell of Roscommon, Michigan spent approximately 1000 hours creating a 14′ by 4′ reproduction of Leonardo da Vinci’s Last Supper out of towel lint. Think of the electric bill!

Ripley's Believe It Or Not!

This makes me even more proud to be from Michigan.

Read more about her domestic art quest here.

January 14, 2011  |  funny, Jesus, randomness  |  8 Comments

The Hipster Bible

These few passages from the Hipster Bible need to be expanded into an entire volume! It would be easily the best Bible translation since the LOLcats Bible and The Brick Testament.

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rAmen!

(hat tip Trace)

December 3, 2010  |  christianity, funny, god, Jesus, randomness, the bible  |  4 Comments