What’s more adorable than a child imitating a ritual you’ve taught them? A child bossing around his or her friends so that they feel a social pressure to copy along.
Jesus texted the King James Bible? Wow, those are some powerful thumbs. I wonder if God uses autocorrect. I guess he didn’t care how much it would cost me to read it all. Verizon really over-charges, even for deities. It also reminds me of this guy:
By the way, if Jesus created deep dish pizza, couldn’t he have made it more healthy? It goes straight to my fat ass.
from youropenbook.org
So what do you think she’ll say if there is, in fact, a miscarriage?
How sad and scary for her. No wonder she clings so desperately to these convictions.
If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone repeat that damned clichéd quote, I’d turn a profit.
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