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So late last night as I was avoiding sleep, I decided to have a little talk with Jeeeeezus!

Hey Jesus, I hope you enjoyed your short stay in hell. I'm sure those who burn eternally will appreciate the gracious, leisurely visit.

-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 04:51:25

Hey Jesus, think you could have been someone else besides a rabbi who teaches in riddles? What do u want to do, weed out the dumb ones?

-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 04:52:46

Hey Jesus, If you are bodily up in heaven right now, then heaven has to be within the physical universe, right? So how far is it from here?

-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 04:55:09

Hey Jesus, if we're not 'sposed to put God to the test, he could at least return the favor.

-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 04:57:19

Hey Jesus, you can tell me the truth--you think the apostle Paul is a douche too, right? right? *nudge*

-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 04:59:04

I’ll let you know if I get a reply. What would you ask Jesus?