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The Hipster Bible

These few passages from the Hipster Bible need to be expanded into an entire volume! It would be easily the best Bible translation since the LOLcats Bible and The Brick Testament.

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rAmen!

(hat tip Trace)

December 3, 2010  |  christianity, funny, god, Jesus, randomness, the bible  |  4 Comments

Christian Kitschmas!

Christians have put the “kitsch” back in Christmas!

CHRIST-mas Tree
Do you think that actually trademarked the product tagline? Oh who cares. Isn’t this fantastic? A brightly lit cross in the middle of a fake red, white, and blue tree! I’m almost in tears from delight. What a genius idea. Here’s what the shop says about this amazing product of patriotism:

LIMITED SUPPLY – Order your CHRIST-mas Tree today! Beautiful Christmas tree that we are sure all patriots will love! Celebrate Christmas American style by showing that Americans do love Jesus and YES, we are a Christian nation! It’s not just a tree, it’s a movement! Display inside OR outside of the home all year long for all to see as a symbol and reminder of our Christian Nation heritage!

Nothing says “Americans love Jesus” like a plastic tree movement! If you are so inclined, you can buy it here.

I’m Actually an Old Man

photo by Dietmar Temps

According to Urlai—a web tool that analyzes writing samples from your site to determine your style—GodlessGirl.com has been judged on the following classifiers:

  • Gender
  • Age
  • Mood
  • Tonality

So how did I measure up?

Text analysis

Godlessgirl.com is probably written by a male somewhere between 66-100 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time.

Despite my sarcasm, cuss words, and vagina, this is what the internet thinks of me? Hilarious. I love it. I am an old man who speaks personally and is generally happy. Hoorah for me!

Now what to do with these boobs…

October 13, 2010  |  funny, memes, randomness, the website  |  15 Comments

Ape, Not Monkey

One of the very best comic strips for laughing over religion, skepticism, politics, and science is the delightul Ape, Not Monkey by Jeffrey Weston. Often what Weston can illustrate in four panels is more than I could say in a long-winded blog post. Check out some of my favorite editions:

I also included Ape, Not Monkey in a previous edition of hilarious comic strips.