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Enjoy today’s assortment! Spread some laughter around today :) Check out my previous post on nutty religious comic strips.

God’s Computer

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March 31, 2010  |  christianity, funny, god, randomness, religion  |  1 Comment

Tract Evangelism

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tract: money

Jesus loves you so much that he killed himself so that you would receive a mass-produced and over-simplified printed flyer.

When trying to “reach the lost” for Jesus, there are no holds barred and no pop culture topics left untouched. Anything and everything can become a preaching tool. I remember my church giving us evangelism tracts to use during summer vacation as a challenge. They looked like money (see the back of the bill above) and were designed to lure the greedy sinner into picking them up. My youth pastor gave us tips for how to give them out:

  • Leave them on the ground; someone will pick it up and maybe read!
  • Leave it with your tip in a restaurant (I know someone who left these tracts on the table without any real money as a tip. Yeah, so Christ-like!)
  • Put it in an envelope with a  bill payment.
  • Tuck it into the g-string of a stripper (just kidding! Though I wouldn’t put it past someone to do this.)
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March 15, 2010  |  christianity, funny, god, Jesus, religion, society, videos  |  6 Comments

Atheist Church

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What happens at an Atheist church? Maybe a little something like this:

Can I get a rAmen from my heathens? I need a witness up in here!

February 4, 2010  |  funny, randomness, videos  |  No Comments

GG Talks to Jesus

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So late last night as I was avoiding sleep, I decided to have a little talk with Jeeeeezus!

Hey Jesus, I hope you enjoyed your short stay in hell. I'm sure those who burn eternally will appreciate the gracious, leisurely visit.

-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 10:51:25

Hey Jesus, think you could have been someone else besides a rabbi who teaches in riddles? What do u want to do, weed out the dumb ones?

-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 10:52:46

Hey Jesus, If you are bodily up in heaven right now, then heaven has to be within the physical universe, right? So how far is it from here?

-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 10:55:09

Hey Jesus, if we're not 'sposed to put God to the test, he could at least return the favor.

-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 10:57:19

Hey Jesus, you can tell me the truth--you think the apostle Paul is a douche too, right? right? *nudge*

-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 10:59:04

I’ll let you know if I get a reply. What would you ask Jesus?

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January 31, 2010  |  funny, god, Jesus, questions, quotes, randomness, the bible, twitter  |  4 Comments
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