and her adventures in Atheism
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GG Talks to Jesus
Jan 31st
So late last night as I was avoiding sleep, I decided to have a little talk with Jeeeeezus!
Hey Jesus, I hope you enjoyed your short stay in hell. I'm sure those who burn eternally will appreciate the gracious, leisurely visit.
-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 04:51:25
Hey Jesus, think you could have been someone else besides a rabbi who teaches in riddles? What do u want to do, weed out the dumb ones?
-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 04:52:46
Hey Jesus, If you are bodily up in heaven right now, then heaven has to be within the physical universe, right? So how far is it from here?
-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 04:55:09
Hey Jesus, if we're not 'sposed to put God to the test, he could at least return the favor.
-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 04:57:19
Hey Jesus, you can tell me the truth--you think the apostle Paul is a douche too, right? right? *nudge*
-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 04:59:04
I’ll let you know if I get a reply. What would you ask Jesus?
(for Technorati 7NT35DT93RKG)Facebook Fundies: Gettin’ Crunk with Jesus!
Jan 26th
And for those who preach against alcohol but want all the perks of a goofy buzz:
Bonus from Lamebook:
Pat Robertson and Haiti’s “Deal with the Devil”
Jan 14th
I like how Pat knows the “devil” so well that he knows what was said in this “deal”.
There is no hell, so I can’t tell this crazy man to go there and hide in a lonely corner to fuck himself with hot pokers. Robertson, you’ve lost your marbles and we all know it. Go take your sorry hatred, ignorance, and lies into a long period of retirement. Don’t ever speak again, because you’ve shamed yourself and your “soul” too many times. In the name of the dead and suffering in Haiti, you don’t deserve the voice you have.
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Of Bra Colors and Purity
Jan 9th
What do you think about the value and benefit of keeping your thoughts clear of lust, lude images, and fantasies? Is that a value left tot he religious? Should it be?
I read a note on facebook that struck me as rather amusing, yet at the same time naive and perhaps a bit misguided. Do you see it that way? As back-story, there is a facebook status meme floating around where you post the color of your bra in order to raise awareness about breast cancer. I think it’s silly, since we all know about breast cancer already and this won’t do anything for those with it, nor the research to end it. However, in the long run I don’t give a damn what your status message is. Apparently, though, some men don’t like it. Here’s one response:
Imagine yourself in front of a room full of every single guy you are friends with on Facebook. Imagine yourself telling each one of them what your bra color is.
Does that weird you out? Yes? Then don’t post the color of your bra in your status.Not weirded out yet? Then consider that some of the guys reading your status are glad you posted that because it helps them imagine your boobs better. Some of them are grateful to you because you have made it easier to fantasize about you.
Are you ok with that? Then realize some of your guy friends struggle with purity & DON’T WANT to know your bra color. Even if you are comfortable announcing facts about your bra to every single guy in front of you, don’t post your bra color status in consideration of those guys whose lives will be made harder because of it.
Think I am taking a joke & making a big moral issue out of it? Sorry you feel that way. You are entitled to your opinion. I am not the only one that feels this way though. Think it is all just for fun? Ok – aren’t there other ways to have fun that don’t cause your guy friends to think of your boobs?
Sincerely,
JoeBob* & a bunch of guys
Interestingly enough, there were 19 likes and 22 comments of agreement in response to this note. What do you honestly think about this young (married, if it matters) man’s reaction? Do you laugh and mock or do you admire him for his desire for a healthy thought life? What if this man was Atheist–would that make a difference to your impression?
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