On my “wouldn’t that be rad sometime” wishlist: I’d really like a professionally designed logo for GodlessGirl.com; some help brainstorming other features for this site and fiddling with the template; and a matching re-do of my twitter background and avatar internet-wide.
Speaking of my avatar: I have a soft spot for my faceless cartoon girl. She’s anonymous like me, rather cute, and easily recognizable. I’m just not sure if I should stick with her. I threw her together last-minute when I needed an image for twitter back in ’09. Is she really a part of the Godlessgirl image? I’ve used the same avatar everywhere since I started this persona? I’m not sure how important she is to recognition and all that whatnot. Anyway, why am I harping on a stupid image?
The logo actually means something to me. I’d like to build a cohesive “look” to my site, but since I love changing the template once in a while, I’d like something that will grow with me and fit a few different looks.
If you’re interested in helping me, I’d like the text in Comic Sans with a Papyrus font change on mouseover. Also, if it could glitter like this and maybe make a sort of “glass crashing” noise when you click on it, that’d be soooooo cool. My goal is to gain exposure on this site.
Toodles!
According to Urlai—a web tool that analyzes writing samples from your site to determine your style—GodlessGirl.com has been judged on the following classifiers:
- Gender
- Age
- Mood
- Tonality
Text analysis
Godlessgirl.com is probably written by a male somewhere between 66-100 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time.
Despite my sarcasm, cuss words, and vagina, this is what the internet thinks of me? Hilarious. I love it. I am an old man who speaks personally and is generally happy. Hoorah for me!
Now what to do with these boobs…
I finally added a new page dedicated to my steadily growing quote collection. Topics covered include:
- Atheism!
- Religion!
- Ethics & Morality!
- Politics!
- Inspirational Whatnot!
- Science!
- God!
- Feminism!
- And more! Only $19.95 plus tax!
I tried to avoid clichés and other over-cooked wordaphernalia. Use my contact form if you have some favorites you think are worthy of that sort of list. In other words, don’t tell me “Atheism is a non-prophet organization” thinking I’ll find it original and witty. It’s not.
Enjoy!
I’ve not been posting as much as experts say you should in order to keep readers coming to your blog. Here’s what I have to say about those experts:
Sod off, wankers.
And to my remaining readers:
Don’t sod off, ok?
In other news, I was called a “Harry Potter idol worshiper” on my tumblr yesterday. Let me say this: if Jesus’ story was written by J.K. Rowling, I might like him a little better, okay? And Jesus’ scars aren’t lightning bolt shaped. Case closed.
