and her adventures in Atheism
GG Talks to Jesus
Jan 31st
So late last night as I was avoiding sleep, I decided to have a little talk with Jeeeeezus!
Hey Jesus, I hope you enjoyed your short stay in hell. I'm sure those who burn eternally will appreciate the gracious, leisurely visit.
-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 04:51:25
Hey Jesus, think you could have been someone else besides a rabbi who teaches in riddles? What do u want to do, weed out the dumb ones?
-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 04:52:46
Hey Jesus, If you are bodily up in heaven right now, then heaven has to be within the physical universe, right? So how far is it from here?
-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 04:55:09
Hey Jesus, if we're not 'sposed to put God to the test, he could at least return the favor.
-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 04:57:19
Hey Jesus, you can tell me the truth--you think the apostle Paul is a douche too, right? right? *nudge*
-@godlessgirl (GG), 31-1-2010 04:59:04
I’ll let you know if I get a reply. What would you ask Jesus?
(for Technorati 7NT35DT93RKG)Your Daily Woo: Twitter’s First Séance
Oct 12th
Twitter’s first online séance with the dead will take place on All SaintsSuckers Day October 30, 2009. This hilarious social networking woo-a-palooza–or in proper twitter speak, “Tweance”–will be run by psychic Jayne Wallace, says the Sun. According to the associated twitter account , you can take part in the fun:
Tweet your nominations for departed celebs to contact in the Halloween Tweance and what to ask them to @tweance #tweance
-@tweance (Angels Fancy Dress), 12-10-2009 09:07:47
The Sun explains the event further:
Tweeters can choose which of their deceased idols they want to talk to, pick a question — then follow the “Tweance” in real time using the social networking site.
Jayne [Wallace] — who has been a natural clairvoyant since she was seven — will quiz four late stars nominated by Twitterers between 10am and 12pm on Friday October 30.
“Natural clairvoyant” really means “talented showperson” and “dewoosional hustler,” right? Yes, I just made up the word Dewoosional.
So, which easily-imitated dead celebs can we contact via twitter? Is there a high speed internet connection in heaven now? Have they upgraded from parchment and scrolls since the bronze age?
What do you think will happen during this stunt?
(via @mashable)
Card-carrying Atheists
Sep 4th
I recently tweeted:
“I want to be a card-carrying Atheist. Maybe I should make my own cards…”
And Jim of How good is that? responded with a great interpretation that we can all download for free and keep in our wallets.
I love this idea, and I think you should check it out!
Speaking of which, what sorts of end-of-life wishes have you laid out? Do your loved ones know? Are they legally binding or simply verbal?
I thought Jesus would love the twats…
Aug 26th
Some of you have heard me vent a bit about my job and how parts of it don’t suit me. But despite all this, I truly love my coworkers. We have a great comradeship that keeps us sane. One of my favorite people at this job shares a cube wall with me. We like to snark back and forth to keep things chuckly. For instance this morning:
My Fellow Cubedrone: [loudly so everyone can hear] “All people who use twitter should be called twits.”
Me: “How about inserting an ‘a’ instead of ‘i’ in there?”
MFC: [laughing] “This is a Christian company. Maybe you didn’t get the memo.”
hehe ok, maybe you had to be there 
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