40 Questions

Couldn't resist doing one of these circa 1998 memes to pass the time while under the weather. :) 1. My uncle once: held me upside down by my ankles and I never fully recovered. 2. Never in my life: have I awakened early for the fun of it. 3. When I was five: I was the most self-conscious child on the block. 4. High School was: under-utilized for all its opportunities for shenanigans. 5. I will never forget: to never use the word never—just in case. 6. I once met: some famous people, but I have an aversion to people who name-drop. 7. There’s this girl I know who: is much smarter than me, but I don't want her to figure that out while she still admires me. 8. Once, at a bar: The waiter gave all the girls free drinks except me. 9. By noon, I’m usually: just feeling good and awake...and starving. 10. Last night: I took a shower at 3AM because I couldn't get back to sleep. 11. If only I had: A teleporter and some private income. 12. Next time I go to church: I hope I can sneak in a video camera. (more…)