Is church so boring that you need to liven it up with a bit of booze?
Think you’ll grow intimately with the lord with a little liquor in you?
Does the thought of reciting one more “Our Father” drive you to drink?
Have I got the solution for you!
The Hollow Book Flask Safe
$50.00 from SecretSafeBooks on Etsy.com
The way of salvation…nah.
Comfort in time of loneliness? Nope.
ALCOHOL! Yes! Cheers, mate!
“Help in time of need” indeed!
And for those who preach against alcohol but want all the perks of a goofy buzz:
Bonus from Lamebook:
Olin Thang on 
Cortez Frisch on 
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