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Do You Love God?

Visitors to ishwar.com are asked to respond with a reason why or why not. Here are some of my favorite answers: No because...

He is too involved with determining which team wins at certain sporting events to bother with worrying about world hunger, war, genocide, and the natural disasters that he flings around so playfully at innocent civilians.
One does not love Cthulhu. One fears Him.
1 Corinthians 13:11
He never returned that rake I lent him two years ago.
He threatened me with Hell. So I love him, really, I just hope this will save me from Hell. Maybe if I say I love him enough times I will believe it... Really, I love him. I am not just saying it because that asshole will send me to Hell for eternity if I don't. I promise, I really truly love him. Ah fuck it, I can't do it. I guess I am going to Hell. At least the company is better there.
Any entity that created the digestive system for rabbits deserves to flunk out of "Designer" school.
I don't know because...
I have no idea who he is or even if he exists. If he exists I would have a lot of awe and respect, but love is not a human emotion I can conjure up for a concept. Love is a natural emotion sparked by human contact
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