Well fuck that then. I’m not going! At least they serve bacon in hell and say “Grape Nuts” correctly.
If you’re a fan of skepticism, science, and laughs, you’ll adore my favorite musical comic, Tim Minchin (possibly bumping the late, great Victor Borge down a notch). What I would give to see him perform live! He has the perfect song to illustrate the skeptic’s view of woo: “If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out (Take My Wife)”
You can download an mp3 of this song (and others) here!
Bonus! His long-and-worth-every-second hilarious beat poem “Storm” slams woo with crisp, creative rhyme. Tim, my mind is humping you! Hope that’s okay with your wife.
P.S. Did you know that my pet term “dewoosional” is now up on urbandictionary.com? Now you do.
The band They Might Be Giants have just released a fantastic and fun album called Here Comes Science that praises all things science, skeptic, and anti-woo. You’re going to looove the tunes, and the CD comes with bonus videos for every song. Check out their live tour (many locations have family-friendly shows!).
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Dear United States of America,
Today is the day we recognize your childhood rebellion against the overbearing parental units of foreign power. May it be a lovely time to recognize that you don’t actually know everything and can be a bit of an obnoxious twat once in a while, but you’re still totally awesome and I love you to bits.
–GG
In honor of the beloved values of liberty and freedom, I’ve chosen to feature three of my favorite songs by The Gregory Brothers. They adapted, mixed, and autotuned three pivotal speeches from the 20th century–making them more memorable than ever. I hope you love them too!
The mp3s are available for free download.
View a playlist of all three songs is below the cut:
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