May 25th, 2009
If you punched Jesus in the face, would he forgive you?
Kids say the darnedest things, especially when dissecting the myths and teachings about the Bible. Check out this funny clip from the British sitcom Outnumbered. The best part is watching the vicar squirm as theories and challenges come flying at him from all sides.
I think my favorite part is the bit about Jesus dying for us. “That’s a bit selfish of humankind, isn’t it?” asks Ben. The little girl then wonders if Jesus could have written to somebody asking them to be better before something bad happened. These children are brilliant!
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April 24th, 2009
Nothing says “Jesus loves you” like some cheesy, contemporary Christian videos marked by religious buzzwords and poor production value.
First, some clips from what was probably a how-to video on witnessing to a rebellious non-believer. Don’t buy in, Rob!

Then, the Christo-stylings of the Walk Away the Pounds videos, praising Jesus and shouting “hallelujah!”

And finally, let’s end today’s session with a prayerful sacred dance. This brings back all kinds of memories. In fact, some of my friends do dance like this, seeing it as a calling.

Why is it that all sacred dancers wear the same outfits and scoot and flutter in the same ways? And how should an atheist dance?
Oh wait, here we go!

See more terribly rad videos at Everythingisterrible.com.
christianity, funny, randomness |
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